Alright, this girl needs to stop wasting my time lol.
Kurt Vonnegut’s grandfather invented the crash bar because he witnessed a horrible fire where people were trapped.
And if you can’t love, at least not hating is a step in the right direction.
I love you Mr. Savage
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
oh my god
Delicious and Devious!
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
Dashi-Dorzho Itigilov is a Buddhist Lama considered to have reached Nirvana, due to the lifelike state of his corpse, which is not subject to macroscopic decay. He died in 1927 and upon the latest examination in 2002, scientists and pathologists stated his body is “in the condition of someone who had died 36 hours ago”.
that’s actually extremely cool
Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.