So some suicide bombers are told that there’s 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven but are they male virgins like does Allah specify or what id want to know that before I explode you know?
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
^ LMFAOOO.
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
every fucking time this is exactly what goes through my head omg
I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.
no… noo………………. nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nOoooooo
wtf is that?!
Is that…a furry?!?
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
